by Katy T
Steve is a Master Chef, an accomplished ballroom dancer and he plays well with others. In between naps, Steve translates ancient Mayan hieroglyphs for NASA; he wrestles bears for fun and profit.
Steve is captain of the Texas bobsled team. He is a connoisseur of fine cheese; he enjoys pottery and fly-fishing.
Steve is a past National Scrabble champion. He is a real man that is not afraid to wear pink. Steve is "what Willis was talking about" - - Steve CAN Believe it's not butter.
Steve has everything! (except a KatKabin).